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Bardump

I am going to write a real, well-thought-out review/essay tomorrow. Now here are a bunch of bars I’ve been to and what I think about them. This is all off the cuff; anything that pops up is getting print folks. I’m not editing.

Alice’s: Four AM and Karaoke? Sign me up for “Money for Nothing.” FTW.

Club Foot: I hate when family restaurants put shit all over their walls, and I hate it when this place does it too. FTL.

Happy Village: Ping-Pong is not an excuse for a four-dollar Schlitz. FTL.

Innertown: Quiet with good seating and attentive bartenders, one of which looks like Joan Holloway with brown hair and glasses? FTW.

Two Way: Eh, Old Style is making me sick. FTL.

Whirlaway: Yeah, I’ll take it. FTW.

Coles: I didn’t like drinking in my Uncle’s Basement when I was in high school, and I sure as shit don’t like it now. Nope. FTL.

Owen & Engine: Sure, I like winter okay. FTW.

Longman and Eagle: Everyday is good eats and cheap whiskey, Mondays are cheap eats and cheaper whiskey. I’ll take it. FTW.

The Continental: Okay, why not. FTW.

The California Clipper: Yeah, totally. FTW.

Moe’s Tavern: Stay away. Good beer list though. FTW.

Burger Bar: Tuesdays, yes. Other days, I dunno, does North and Clybourn have other bars? FTW.

Mathilda’s: Yep. FTW.

DMK: Same thing. FTW.

Jake’s: Uh huh. FTW.

That seems like a good number. Like I said, this is a bardump. The real essay is tomorrow. Tune back in.